Glossary ❥

AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.

ABC = american born chinese

ABJ = american born japanese

Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts.

AMP = Asian Massage Parlor

Analingus = licking anus

Asian = analingus

Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting

ASP = Adult Service Provider, or newsgroup

ATF = all time favorite

ATM = ass to mouth = Pen*s, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth.

Attempts = trying to orgasm

Aunt Flo = menstruation, period

B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised

Babyback = petite, young, attractive Ukrainian

Balloons = breast implants

BB = bareback = without condom

BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio

BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom

BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth)

BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth

BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit

BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow

BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial

BBFS = bare back sex

BBW = big beautiful woman

BCD = behind closed doors

BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism.

BF = boy friend

BFE = boy friend experience

Birdwatching = BBBJTCWS

BLS = ball licking and sucking

Blue Jay = blow job

Blue pill = Viagra

BSB = bus stop babe

Butter face = everything looks good, but her face

BTW = by the way

Cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs

CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom

CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less

CD = cross dresser

CDS = covered doggy style

CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom

CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you

CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club

CIM = cum in mouth

CL =

CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde

CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.

Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you

Cover = condom

Cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers

Cups of coffee = releases = orgasms

DATO = dining at the o = analingus

DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus

DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus

Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Tarasa Shevchenko Blvd, between Khreshatyk St and Bohdana Khmel'nyts'kogo St, in Kyiv, UA

Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees

Donation = payment

Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you

DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only)

DDG = drop dead gorgeous

DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue

DIY = do it yourself (masturbation)

D*ck - Dick LOLOL

DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl

DT = deep throat, entire length of D*ck taken in mouth

ECR = el camino real

EOM = end of message. No text in message body.

Escort = a temporary companion for hire

Facial = cumming on partner's face

FBSM = full body sensual massage

Fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice

FIV = finger in vagina

FKK = Frei Körper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club.

FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the UA.

FOV = finger outside vagina

French = BJ

French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion

FS = full service = BJ + Sex

Get Brain = blow job

Get Comfortable = get completely naked

GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG

GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor

GND = girl next door

Greek = anal sex, back door

GS = golden shower = urination play

GSM = g-spot massage

Happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage

Hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty

Hat = condom

HDH = high dollar hottie

HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release

HH = half hour

HM = high mileage

HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven

HWP = height and weight proportionate

IMHO = in my humble opinion

Interpreter = condom

Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks

ISO = in search of

Kitty = vagina

Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess.

LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH)

LE = ellie = law enforcement

LK = light kissing, closed mouth

LOS = land of smiles = Thailand

Mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor

MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club

MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG

MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck

Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District

Missionary = man on top, girl on back

Mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair

MP = massage parlor

MP = multiple pops = multiple releases

MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club

MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases

NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club

NP = no problem

NSA = no strings attached

OWO = oral without condom

OWOTC = oral without condom to completion

Papasan = male manager of a massage parlor

Party hat = condom

PIV = penis in vagina

PL = Pathetic Loser

PO = phone operator (for making appointments)

PS = private show (Dance)

PSE = Porn Star Experience

PV = private viewing (Dance)

RA = relaxation assistant

Raincoat = condom

Rimming = analingus

RMP = Russian Massage Parlor

ROB = Rip Off b**ch

Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away

Reverse massage = you massage her

Roman shower = vomit play

RPG = role playing games

Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck

SC = Strip Club

Self-service = you masturbate

Shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer

SO = significant other

SOG = shot on goal = one release

SOMF = sat on my face

South of the border = gential region

Southern france = BBBJ

SP = Service Provider

Spanish = ATM = ass to mouth

Spinner = very petite, thin girl

STD = sexually transmitted disease

Stroll = path frequented by street walkers

SW = street walker

TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor

Teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth

TG = transgender

TGTBT = too good to be true

TJ = Tijuana

TLD = topless lap dance

Tossing salad = analingus

Troll = rude and hideous PL

Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum

TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.

TS = transexual

TUMA = tongue up my ass

TV = transvestite

UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ

WTF = What the F**k? (I'm rather surprised by this)

XOXO = Kisses & Hugs

YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others.

1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service

411 = seeking information

69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time







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