AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.
ABC = american born chinese
ABJ = american born japanese
Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts.
AMP = Asian Massage Parlor
Analingus = licking anus
Asian = analingus
Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting
ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup
ATF = all time favorite
ATM = ass to mouth = Pen*s, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth.
Attempts = trying to orgasm
Aunt Flo = menstruation, period
B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised
Babyback = petite, young, attractive Ukrainian
Balloons = breast implants
BB = bareback = without condom
BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio
BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom
BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth)
BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth
BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit
BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow
BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial
BBFS = bare back sex
BBW = big beautiful woman
BCD = behind closed doors
BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism.
BF = boy friend
BFE = boy friend experience
Birdwatching = BBBJTCWS
BLS = ball licking and sucking
Blue Jay = blow job
Blue pill = Viagra
BSB = bus stop babe
Butter face = everything looks good, but her face
BTW = by the way
Cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs
CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom
CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less
CD = cross dresser
CDS = covered doggy style
CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom
CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you
CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club
CIM = cum in mouth
CL = craigslist.org
CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde
CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you
Cover = condom
Cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers
Cups of coffee = releases = orgasms
DATO = dining at the o = analingus
DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus
DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus
Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Tarasa Shevchenko Blvd, between Khreshatyk St and Bohdana Khmel'nyts'kogo St, in Kyiv, UA
Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees
Donation = payment
Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you
DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only)
DDG = drop dead gorgeous
DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue
DIY = do it yourself (masturbation)
D*ck - Dick LOLOL
DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl
DT = deep throat, entire length of D*ck taken in mouth
ECR = el camino real
EOM = end of message. No text in message body.
Escort = a temporary companion for hire
Facial = cumming on partner's face
FBSM = full body sensual massage
Fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice
FIV = finger in vagina
FKK = Frei Körper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club.
FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the UA.
FOV = finger outside vagina
French = BJ
French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion
FS = full service = BJ + Sex
Get Brain = blow job
Get Comfortable = get completely naked
GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG
GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor
GND = girl next door
Greek = anal sex, back door
GS = golden shower = urination play
GSM = g-spot massage
Happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage
Hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty
Hat = condom
HDH = high dollar hottie
HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release
HH = half hour
HM = high mileage
HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven
HWP = height and weight proportionate
IMHO = in my humble opinion
Interpreter = condom
Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks
ISO = in search of
Kitty = vagina
Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess.
LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH)
LE = ellie = law enforcement
LK = light kissing, closed mouth
LOS = land of smiles = Thailand
Mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor
MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club
MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG
MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck
Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District
Missionary = man on top, girl on back
Mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair
MP = massage parlor
MP = multiple pops = multiple releases
MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club
MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases
NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club
NP = no problem
NSA = no strings attached
OWO = oral without condom
OWOTC = oral without condom to completion
Papasan = male manager of a massage parlor
Party hat = condom
PIV = penis in vagina
PL = Pathetic Loser
PO = phone operator (for making appointments)
PS = private show (Dance)
PSE = Porn Star Experience
PV = private viewing (Dance)
RA = relaxation assistant
Raincoat = condom
Rimming = analingus
RMP = Russian Massage Parlor
ROB = Rip Off b**ch
Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away
Reverse massage = you massage her
Roman shower = vomit play
RPG = role playing games
Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck
SC = Strip Club
Self-service = you masturbate
Shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer
SO = significant other
SOG = shot on goal = one release
SOMF = sat on my face
South of the border = gential region
Southern france = BBBJ
SP = Service Provider
Spanish = ATM = ass to mouth
Spinner = very petite, thin girl
STD = sexually transmitted disease
Stroll = path frequented by street walkers
SW = street walker
TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor
Teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth
TG = transgender
TGTBT = too good to be true
TJ = Tijuana
TLD = topless lap dance
Tossing salad = analingus
Troll = rude and hideous PL
Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum
TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
TS = transexual
TUMA = tongue up my ass
TV = transvestite
UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ
WTF = What the F**k? (I'm rather surprised by this)
XOXO = Kisses & Hugs
YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others.
1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service
411 = seeking information
69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time
BBW Escort Kiev - "High Class Escort Service - Gorgeous Ukrainian Escort. BBW Independent Escort ®"
*IMPORTANT INFORMATION*
PLEASE read my website to the end-it will answer 99% of your
questions!
I am not interested in "sexting". Time wasters will not be
given a second chance!
Availability : 9pm – 5am, 7 days (earlier/later appointment
are available by pre arrangement).
⇏ I am a night person. Please provide me with sufficient
notice for appointment.
All booking enquiries made via email will be advised to
contact my phone number SMS/WhatsApp/Viber.
Phone calls will not be answered!
When messaging me please begin with your name. I’d
like to know the day/time/duration and service requests
please and a little about what kind of person you are,
this breaks the ice nicely before meeting in person.
⇏ Fetish bookings and some bookings deposit of $50 is required.
⇏ All bookings outside of Kiev require deposit.
⇏ Bookings for returning clients do not require deposits.
DISCLAIMER : I am a professional service provider. Any fees or compensation paid to me are for my time and companionship only. Any actions that take place within our contracted timeframe are a matter of mutual choice between consenting adults. Any scenarios, fantasy or otherwise, contained in this ad are purely that; they do not constitute any form of contractual obligation. I do not engage in any unlawful acts. I reserve the right not to enter into any arrangement with those whom I reasonably believe to be under the influence of drugs or alcohol, or for any other reason at my sole discretion.
